There was a crimelord who was the best at committing crimes and enjoyed the excitement of seeing their hard work go noticed. One day, they stole a wallet from someone’s back pocket while they were distracted, and used their money to buy their everyday go-to coffee. After his purchase, he leans in and winks at the barista, leaving a big tip!
Crimelord walks past the bright news billboard, where their face is shown and is being reported on for crimes committed. Soon after, their picture changes to another criminal, Pyromaniac, and the news anchor announces that he has committed another crime that one-ups Crimelord’s. Immediately after, Pyromaniac bursts through the billboard making an explosive entrance. They share a quick glance at each other before Pyro runs off as he is chased by authorities.

A cook mindlessly flips hotdogs at their cart, a customer orders two hotdogs! Its Pyromaniac on a lunch break! After eating one, he hastily takes off, leaving the cook with the other. The cook looks down to see that one of the sausages have mischievously been replaced with TNT and it explodes right in the cook’s face! The authorities are hot on Pyro’s tail!

In the business district of the city, Crimelord suavely rescues an office worker from tripping. In that exchange, Crimelord swipes their ID and grabs a suit to blend in with the crowd. Arriving at the office, they get to their specialty: hacking. They extract the needed info for the next heist and slips away.

Meanwhile, Pyromaniac is still running down the city streets getting chased by the authorities. Dodging pedestrians and parked cars, Pyro notices someones lower body sticking out from under a car. Its Crimelord sneakily hotwiring a getaway car. Before the authorities can get a look at Crimelord, they slip back under the car and leave Pyro running. The two criminals battle for the top spot
Crimelord looks left and right for an exit. He realizes they’re cornered and snaps his fingers, Crimelord looks up and sees Pyromaniac hanging from the ceiling on his grappling hook, offering his hand.They ride together and escape the police cars.The two have finally escaped from the police and overlook the city. Crimelord marvels at the sight, A pause.Pyromaniac holds out the detonator, and Crimelord reaches out to press the button, but accidentally brushes his hand along Pyromaniac’s hand, blushes, and snatches his hand away, before pressing the button.

The city blows up and they hug / kiss.